* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
* CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
* Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
* Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
* Close your eyes and press escape three times.
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
* COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* User Error: Replace user.
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
* Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been
deleted. The police are on the way.