I really dislike puns. Always have…unless they are really clever ones. But, for some quirky reason, puns involving cows can make me smile. Maybe it’s the westerner in me. Maybe it’s because they make for a funny mental image. Maybe the reason is inexplicable. Anyway, here are a few:
There was once a herd of llamas that lived next to a herd of cows – separated only by a small fence.
The cows would trick the young llamas into coming over near the fence, then when they got close enough, they would grab them and pull them over to their side.
At that point, they would kick the llama around – using him like a soccer ball. They did this for a few hours every day until they tired of it.
The moral of the story?
Llamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cow toys.
Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. (Flying cows…makes me giggle…can’t help it…)