This smile just in from Grif.net this morning:
A pastor friend forwarded this to me. [Not sure if it happened to him]:
At our church to save money on paper towels, we installed sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms. After two weeks, I had them removed.
While they worked fine, I noticed a home-made sign on it that read, “For a Sample of this week’s sermon, push the button.”